we are pleased to inform you that you have a place at ‘The Bard’ School of Music and Art.
Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.
(Be advised as the school is a charitable institution, students unable to afford the list below should apply to the school directly for help.)
First years require
Empty music sheets
Formal jesting hat
‘The Bards’ banging book of beets by ‘The Bard’
Edwin’s adventures in interpretive dance by Lord Edwin
History and philosophy of the Arts by Meredith Woodall
Healing Vibrations by Zabrinas Darkwell
Capturing conceptual art by Dr Robert Nut
Revolution- The rise of the Ogres union by Farther Dirk
regards Your Head Master Tineyd Ancer